Darling, You'll Be Ok

asian:

all i want in life is

  • fast wifi
  • fast metabolism
  • fast food
  • fast shipping

(via distraction)

the worst feeling in the world is to know you were used and lied to by someone you trusted

(Source: forsakers, via forcefields)

kirschtein-relatable:

"thats not very ladylike"

im not a lady, im a dragon

(via periecostello)

stunningbieber:

when zanessa broke up i stopped believing in true love

(Source: scotsmcall, via fake-mermaid)

mufasamonsta:

tahthetrickster:

i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

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AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

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"THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”

(via goodcleanchristianfun)

direhuman:

xerneas:

Dragonite is so ugly compared to Dragonair. I will never get over the fact such a beautiful Pokemon evolving into that goofy looking fatass.

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(Source: diancie, via bekaknight)

dreaminglyy:

awww I love getting cute goodnight texts from no one

(Source: crystalized-snow, via periecostello)